7 Tips to Stay Safe as Bars Reopen After Covid-19

It has been a tough few months for us social drinkers. Because unless you enjoy downing bottles of booze by yourself, basically all the fun has been sucked out of our lives by the COVID-19 virus. No music festivals, sport events, holidays or even a simple pub crawl or a glass of wine in your…

Joke: The Angry Drunk

Here’s a joke for the angry drunks. You know, the types who turn to violence when they had a few too many. Now we don’t want to sound too moralistic, but you might want to think twice before you start your next drunken fight. When intoxicated things are not always what they appear to be…

Drinking Joke: The Three Brothers

Through the years we gathered quite a few jokes about drinking and drunkards on this website, which you can all find right here. With the collection growing it’s not always easy to find funny new ones, but we think we have another one. It’s a joke starring 3 beer drinking Irish brothers, so that should…

The Hardest to Impossible Things to Say when Drunk

We all know that some things become a lot harder (not literally unfortunately, am I right guys?) when you’re drunk. Speaking properly is one of them. And when your ability to speak goes backwards we distinguish 3 categories; things that are difficult to say when drunk, things that are very difficult to say when drunk…

Drunk Joke: the Punk on the Bus

Between all the serious items like how to get smashed on a budget or whatever weird hangover cures there are in the world, it’s good to have a laugh once in a while. And so we add another joke to our long list of jests about drinking and drunkards. Hope you enjoy this one. Cheers!

Drunk Joke: Money for the Dry Cleaner

It’s Saturday and that means our regular followers will probably hit the bar at some point today. And while you’re slowly intoxicating yourself there why not share a few drunk jokes with the people around you. We’ll help you get started with this one. And even if you get zero laughs the trick as described…

Joke: Recipe for a real Scottish Christmas cake

The Scottish cuisine may not be the ultimate worldwide symbol of gastronomic delights. For some reason haggis, black pudding and deep fried mars bars never gained much populairtu outside of Scotland. But maybe most of the people in this world are just too sober to understand the beauty of these dishes. After reading this Scottish…

11 Hilarious Drunken Snowmen

As winter is really hitting the Northern Hemisphere so are the snow flakes in many places. And that means party time for the creative minds among us. From snow fortresses to iglos, to funny looking snowmen. In that last category we found a large amount of thirsty ones too and we couldn’t resist sharing some…

Joke: Drunk in a Confession Box

Having a bad case of “the Mondays”? Well, hopefully we can cheer you up a bit with a good old joke about a drunkard. And remember, there’s more where this came from in our special section of jokes about drinking, drunks and other alcohol related stuff. Now let’s start the workweek with a laugh. Enjoy…