Between all the serious items like how to get smashed on a budget or whatever weird hangover cures there are in the world, it’s good to have a laugh once in a while. And so we add another joke to our long list of jests about drinking and drunkards. Hope you enjoy this one. Cheers!
A young punk gets on a city bus and directly all eyes are on him. No wonder since the kid has a huge spiked mohawk in all the colors of the rainbow. His clothes are just as extravagant and from his neck up he’s all tattoos and piercings, including some huge earrings with bright feathers. He sits down in the only empty seat in the bus directly acroos an old man. As the bus starts riding most of the passengers forget about the punk or try not to look at him too much, but not the old man in front of him. For the next 10 miles the man is looking straight at him, while regularly taking sips from a flask he’s carrying.
At some point the punk has had enough of the situation and barks at the old man: “What are you looking at you old bastard? Haven’t you ever done anything wild when you were young?”
The old man takes another sip, looks at the punk and says: “Oh absolutely. About 20 years ago when I was still in the Navy our ship docked in Singapore. I got so drunk that first night that I screwed a parrot. So you see, I thought maybe you were my son.”
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