Drunk Detainee Steals Police Officer’s Wallet

Christmas is a time of the year that usually provides us with the better stories. Some beautiful, some sad and some just plain crazy. This one from the suburban city Lyndhurst near Cleveland (USA) is a good example of a tale from the last category. A drunk man who was held by the police managed to steal…

Drunk Wedding Photographer Bangs a Guest and Pees in Public

Weddings getting crashed by drunken idiots is nothing new, but when the official wedding photographer outshines the bride that’s rare. Still that’s exactly what 26-year old Katherine Leigh Mehta from Texas (USA) did last Saturday. The marriage photographer, who also works as a swimsuit model under the name Max McIntyre was asked to leave after…

Joke: The Angry Drunk

Here’s a joke for the angry drunks. You know, the types who turn to violence when they had a few too many. Now we don’t want to sound too moralistic, but you might want to think twice before you start your next drunken fight. When intoxicated things are not always what they appear to be…

20 Funny Proverbs from Holland about Drinking

The Dutch language is full of funny proverbs. Many of them sound quite ridiculous when translated literally into English. For example when somebody gets a nasty surprise in Holland “the monkey is coming out of the sleeve”. Or when somebody is trying to hide being upset he is “laughing like a farmer with a toothache”.…

Piss Drunk “Kamikaze Pilot” Arrested just Before Flying from London to Japan

A Japanese pilot was arrested at Heathrow airport (London, UK) for being quite drunk just 50 minutes before he was supposed to fly a Boeing 777 to his home country. The 42-year old Katsutoshi Jitsukawa raised the suspicion of a crew bus driver because his breath smelled heavily of alcohol. After the driver had alerted…

November 2, 2018 in News.