Joke: The Angry Drunk

Being drunk and angry usually doesn’t lead to anything good.

Here’s a joke for the angry drunks. You know, the types who turn to violence when they had a few too many. Now we don’t want to sound too moralistic, but you might want to think twice before you start your next drunken fight. When intoxicated things are not always what they appear to be…

At one night Simon is drinking at his regular bar again.  Like many times before at some point he gets too drunk and the barman kicks him out. While walking home Simon spots a nun. He hesitates for a few seconds and then yells out “Alright let’s have it, you cunt!”. The drunkard runs towards this woman of God and tackles her. He then proceeds to beat the hell out of her.
Some people who are passing by are horrified by the sight of this drunk man punching an innocent nun, and they call the police. The cops are quick to the scene and the agressive drunkard is arrested. As Simon is dragged away in handcuffs he looks back one more time and yells: “Was that all you got? I thought you were tougher than that Batman!”

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