Beer stealing pig gets cut off at own bar after head-butting customers

It seems pretty clear that pigs don’t handle their alcohol too well. After an intoxicated wild hog in Australia attacked a cow, we now found an example from England. In a pub in South London a micro-pig was given a lifelong alcohol ban after it started head-butting customers in an attempt to get their drinks.…

Canada welcomes the first drunken birds in special drunk tanks

Let’s clear something up right away. When we’re talking about birds in this article we mean the feathered animals and not British slang for girls. So yes, in the Canadian territory Yukon little drunk tanks were opened to take care of birds, in most cases the Bohemian waxwing, who ate too manny fermented berries. This…

U.S. Government spends 3.2 million dollar on getting monkeys drunk

Little things in this world are funnier than to see monkeys drunk. That must have been exactly what the National Institutes of Health (NIH) in the United States must have thought. The Washington Times mentions that the NIH spends 3.2 million dollars (2.47 million euros) on a project where monkeys are exposed to huge amounts…

11 funny pictures of drunk animals

Today we saw a tweet on Twitter that we are the only living creature that smash ourselves with tobacco, alcohol and drugs. Well, I have seen monkeys smoking and a horse eating marihuana plants but the alcohol part is for sure completely natural. Scientists already discovered long ago that alcohol plays an important part in…

Deer trashes liquor store in Massachusetts

Some people in the town Weymouth in the American state Massachusetts who were just doing some alcohol shopping got themselves a little adventure last Tuesday. A deer came crashing through the front window of the local Quick 6 Liquors. In it’s panic to get back out again the animal made people dodging out of it’s…

Talking parrot in Mexico rats out his drunk owner and gets him arrested

We were always quite fund of parrots. Probably since when picturing these birds in our minds they are usually in the company of a pirate carrying a big bottle of rum. But serious damage has been done to this positive image by a parrot in Mexico. According to the Mexican website El Universal this talking…