Sober worm breakthrough in quest for drug that causes immunity to alcohol

The worm that is immune to alcohol: Caenorhabditis Elegans.

The worm that is immune to alcohol: Caenorhabditis Elegans.

Scientists from the University of Texas have created a worm that can’t get drunk? So what? Well this is a major step in their quest for a drug that makes people immune to the effects of alcohol. The first pharmaceutical company that brings this drug on the market will be stinking rich because it will probably be used to avoid disorders caused by alcohol abuse. You can imagine how easy a court of justice would prescribe such a ‘cure’ for people who partied a little too hard. But there are other interested parties: the drug to be would be a great addition to the 007 starter kit.

The worms that were created in Texas go by the name Caenorhabditis Elegans. They were mutated by biologists to withstand the side effects of consuming large doses of alcohol. In the English newspaper The Mirror professor Jon Pierce-Shimomura said that the ‘cravings’ of the worms were reduced. A large step towards creating a drug that works on humans.  “We got pretty lucky and found a way to make the channel insensitive to alcohol without affecting its normal function. Our findings provide exciting evidence that future pharmaceuticals might aim at this portion of the alcohol target to prevent problems in alcohol abuse disorders. Such a drug could potentially be used to treat alcoholics, since it would counteract the intoxicating and potentially addicting effects of the alcohol.”

According to Pierce-Shimomura the drug he hopes to develop could be a groundbreaking new tool for spies too. “The research could even be used to develop a James Bond drug someday, which would enable a spy to drink his opponent under the table, without getting drunk himself.”

We are quite sceptic about the consequences of this research. Although it would be great to have a cure that helps people to stop drinking if they lack the power to do it by themselves, there is a big downside. Abuse of the new drug by authorities seems likely. And why would anybody want to drink and stay sober? Makes as much sense as ordering alcohol free beer. And what kind of world would we get if just anybody can be a spy? At least now you need some skills, one important of those handling your alcohol well. If you want to outdrink your opponent we prefer to do so old school style. So let’s hope the development of this drug will take another generation.

Micky Bumbar

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6 thoughts on “Sober worm breakthrough in quest for drug that causes immunity to alcohol

    • Nah, me neither! That bastard better crawl back in his wormhole and into another dimension, for this is the era of drinkers muhahahahaha


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