If you party hard you will find yourself waking up in strange places from time to time. Sometimes your friends want to go home, but you’re just having too much fun. Sometimes you lose everyone for mysterious reasons and sometimes you just don’t have a clue where you are. These are the moments you realize the night is not gonna end in the bed you planned to sleep in and you have to create a plan B. Here are some of the scenarios you might run into.
You wake up next to a person of the opposite sex. Since you have no idea how you managed to get there, you may feel proud of yourself: kudos! As a guy that is, for drunk girls this method is a lot more easy to accomplish. From the waking up part there are two possible scenario’s: she’s hot (or at least doable) or she’s not.
In the first scenario it’s perfectly normal to have morning sex. It might just get you a free breakfast and a place to sleep next time you lose your way. In the second scenario you get out there as fast as possible. In the hurry you might lose some stuff, but make sure you have the important stuff like your wallet and phone. No underpants is worth it to stay longer or even come back for. Just go commando!
Micky rates: 9
You wake up in a strange house on the couch. Again you have no idea how you got there, but the empty plate on the table in front of you suggests that the owner of the house served you pizza before going to sleep. If you see the owner politely thank him, otherwise just sneak out. Nobody likes the awkward moment when he starts explaining how you got there.
Micky rates: 7
You wake up in the stairways of an apartment building. Apparently yesterday you were still able to realize it was cold and you should not sleep outside. If you realize there’s no possible way you will get home and you need a strange building, try to take the top floor. First of all warm air goes up, so this floor is usually most comfortable. Second: since it’s the highest floor, the chances are smallest that someone will come passing through.
Still the chance of being waked by an occupant, maintenance guy or even the cops is pretty big. But of course it beats the hell out of getting sick outside in the cold.
Micky rates: 5
You wake up somewhere outside. This can be a parc, a sportsfield, a simple bench, a busstop. Probably by the time you wake up you have already been spotted by a lot of people. If it’s in a strange city, this is perfectly allright. In your own town you’’re basicly screwed when the word gets around. The good side of the story however is that you have a steady alarmclock, since you are likely to be waked by the police at daylight. Usually they let you off with a warning and you can go home.
Micky rates: 4
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