This photo has very little to do with this joke but we just like it. She seems like quite a gifted bartender.
Time for a little drunk humor then to start the weekend with a smile. Are you the type that makes ridiculous bets in bars as soon as the alcohol kicks in? In that case this joke might sound familiar or inspire you to make a quick buck in a fun way. Enjoy!
A man sat down at the bar, ordered a beer and then said to the bartender: “I bet you 250 euros that I can stand on my bar seat and piss straight in that cup you’ve got back there without missing a single drop.”
The bartender estimates the distance at 2 meter, realizes his bar seats are quite wobbly and then thinks about how difficult it has been lately to keep his bar profitable. “You’re on”, he says. “I’ll see your 250.”
So the man gets on his bar seat, undoes his pants and starts pissing all over the bar. He hits the glasses, the bottles, the sink, the bartender… Really everything but the cup.
The bartender smiles relieved and says: “Alright mate, I’ll take those 250 euros now.”
The man walks over to a table in the corner with a shitload of empty glasses on it and three men sitting behind it. All of them shake his hand and when he comes back to the bar he hands the bartender his money with a big smile.
The man behind the bar asks: “Dude, what are you so happy about? You just lost a bet and a large amount of money.”
The man replies: “I’m laughing because I bet those guys in the corner a thousand euros I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing after I was done.”
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Never been in a bar, but that’s a funny bet. haha
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You poor thing. Never been in a bar? How old are you?
Cheers,
Micky
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20. Just not my thing I guess.
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You won’t know until you tried… 😉
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haha, maybe someday.
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But don’t try to do there what the man in the joke did.
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But if you do it anyway, at least have someone film it. 😛
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… yep, but first try it at home at least fifty times, so you will not FAIL in the bar with all these cameras on you.
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Hahahaha Always wanted my own bar at home. This seems like legitimate reason to build one. “Hey wife, I’m gonna build me a bar in the attic. Why? Where else can I practice my technique in golden showers for bartenders. Oh right, one more thing. I have something for you to do as well the next 50 Sundays.” 😛
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AN oldie but a goodie!
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Joke: a bet in the bar
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Joke: a bet in the bar
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This. This was great
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Haha class ! Fancy checking my blog out ?
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Well, when it comes to drunken golf, we are quite the fans. What’s your handicap? And with handicap I mean your average BAC while playing? 🙂
https://lordsofthedrinks.com/2012/11/23/top-11-sports-to-play-when-drunk/
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Oh niiiice featured photo, by the way. LOL!!
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Oh absolutely… Had little to do with the joke but we didn’t want to keep this beauty from our audience! 😉
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