To Drink This Week: Scorpion Bowl

While wandering around the internet we found this drink. It’s so bad ass we didn’t want to keep it from you. Remember our post on drinks for carnivores? Well this drink is right up that alley. Almost makes me feel sorry we don’t have scorpions in Europe.

Hair of the Dog

Fun fact: Tiki bars were invented in Oakland. Er, well, they were invented in a part of Oakland that is now located in an Emeryville hell-hole. To go to the original tiki bar, you have to navigate through Ikea, Target, and Pixar studios, and then hike out in to the weird marina area. Good luck getting home.

I’d rather go to the less-original, but still in Oakland tiki bars. Or else just make a tiki drink myself. It is summer after all.

For the über-original tiki experience, make a REAL scorpion bowl:

1. Drive south until you get to Death Valley. Step out of car and collect as many scorpions as possible without getting stung. Try to keep them alive and happy as you drive back home. (Hermit crab cages work well.)

2. Find your biggest bowl. Bonus points if it is tiki-themed. Pour in 1-5 ounces of the following…

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