Buzz Aldrin, the first drunk on the Moon

Buzz Aldrin, the first heavy drinker that ever walked on the Moon.

Buzz Aldrin, the first heavy drinker that ever walked on the Moon.

The worst thing you can be at something it´s second. It doesn´t really matter if it´s the 100 meter sprint at the Olympics or a trip to the Moon. Just ask Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin. This American astronaut was the second person ever to take a walk out there but everybody mostly remembers the legendary words from Neil Armstrong: “One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind”. After that Aldrin’s footprints on the Moon soil of course seemed not nearly as important. Ironically he gained nearly as much fame by following the 12 step program of the Anonymous Alcoholics. Of course we’re sorry we lost this hero to sobriety but he will always remain the first drunkard on the Moon.

Buzz Aldrin (1930) had his finest hour of course in 1969 when he became the second human being in history to walk on the Moon. Although we think he and his companion Neil Armstrong were sober at the time, there is some evidence that suggests otherwise. For example the fact that Aldrin’s first act on the Moon was pissing his space suit. And that famous first quote on the Moon by Armstrong could just as well be a drunk man talking. As where Man and mankind in this context mean exactly the same. Would he have said “one small step for a man”, the quote would have made sense. Aldrin also said in interviews that he ‘forgot’ to take a picture when lifting up from the Moon and back to Earth and this is something he regretted for the rest of his life. But okay, let’s asume the crew was sober and just a little nervous and overwelmed on the Moon.

Back on Earth however this was slightly different for Aldrin, who lived up to his nickname and kept a constant buzz going. When he left NASA in 1971 he wanted to pick up his military career again, but that stranded a year later. From that point Aldrin started to drink even more. Some say he reached for the bottle because he couldn’t deal with the fame and publicity after his space adventure. Himself he claims that it was the early retirement from the U.S. Air Force and the painful divorce from his first wife Jean Ann Archer. A nice anecdote is when a movie director wanted to let Aldrin star in a film. They met at a bar but got drunk before any contract was signed. They agreed to meet again the next day. Buzz got to the bar early at 12 pm, a solid 5 hours before the others. When they walked in the bar the former astronaut was already plowed again.

In 1978 Aldrin was forced by his fiancé Beverly Zile to give up his favorite hobby. When she told him to get rid of all his alcohol, he rejected of course. Sadly she went behind his back and got threw away all bottles herself. Aldrin was more or less forced into rehab and has been clean ever since.  Zile became his second wife but of course there was no ‘happily ever after’ in this marriage after she forced him to quit drinking. In 2011 he completed his divorce hattrick by leaving Lois Cannon. Since Aldrin claims he hasn’t had a drink since 1978 we can’t blame alcohol for his misfortune in relationships, a comforting thought. We like to remember the Buzz Aldrin as the hero he was, the first major drunk on the Moon.

Micky Bumbar

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10 thoughts on “Buzz Aldrin, the first drunk on the Moon

  1. what a happy ending…got rid of the women and regained his senses and health. I loved this post. Some hope out there for the addicts. I enjoy getting a buzz but not willing to risk my health for it. It’s like jumping off trees…man, what a thrill of euphoria but heck, broken legs will hurt forever.

    so, here is my story for the week. We were offered champagne and oj to make mimosas at a luncheon yesterday. The lady across from me didnt bother with the juice. She was starting to get hammered and calling all the rest of us baby.

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    • Hahaha got her number? She sounds like fun! 😉
      Anyway, nowadays Aldrin is dating a woman 30 years younger than him who doesn’t look like The Joker from Batman. Google the names and you’ll get what I mean.
      Have a great weekend and a big cheers from Holland from Nikolay and Micky!

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      • Wow, on his young sweet thing! I just hope he doesnt take her to the dr or ER because they will say…”sir, we can see your daughter now.” lol 🙂

        My best to you, also, Micky! 🙂

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  2. sorry, my puter froze in mid-thot there.

    anyway, by the time we left we were all looking at her aghast cuz she was really talking crazy …esp about men…*well, good ideas concerning them *wink, wink….AND was gonna drive herself home. I think she was happy but we were scared.

    this is the dilemma with drinkers…they get happy but the rest of get scared. 🙂

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