The LOTD Alcohol Test

Did you ever get hurt by alcohol? Or do you always remember the way home? Do the LOTD test now.

Did you ever get hurt by alcohol? Or do you always remember the way home? Do the LOTD test now.

Now as you know we ran some tests on the internet to check how we scored on alcoholism. But the results weren’t that satisfying. One couldn’t help wondering how boring our lives should be in order to make this tests. So we came up with our very own Lords of the Drinks Alcohol Test. Now, before you start let’s give you some background information.

First of all you don’t need to register anything. Just fill in a name or nickname and you’re ready to go. The results are also not shown out in the open. Although it’s possible we will do so later on on this weblog. So to stay on the safe side you might want to do the test under an ‘artist name’.

Than about the test itself. The program we made it with didn’t offer the possibilities of giving various points in a multiple answer system, like we originally wanted. Therefor we came up with another system. 35 questions that need to be answered with true or false. Depending on the question a number of points is regarded. Sometimes for true, sometimes for false. Just answer the test honestly and check your total score in the end. On this page below you will find what kind of drinker you are.

Do the test now!!!

120-150 points
We’re sorry to tell you that you are taking drinking to far. Alcohol should be enjoyed and not a drag. Remember: if even the Lords of the Drinks say so, you might have a serious problem.

100-119 points
No doubt you are one hell of a drinker. It’s hard to find competition for you. However, watch out that alcohol doesn’t take over your life. You are close to the real danger zone.

80-99 points
Now this is what we call a real boozer. You know how to hold your liquor and enjoys it to the fullest. You’re in the right place mate.

70-79 points
You are quite a social drunk. You love to go out and love to get shitfaced. Just enjoy it!

60-69 points
You too love to get drunk, although you’re probably not the biggest drinker in your company. Doesn’t matter mate. Having fun is more important. It’s not a competition, drinking should be fun.

40-59 points
Now you are more of a fashionable drunk. Not usually the creator of epic nightlife stories. No problem, you’re there and having fun. Besides there’s only one Oscar to be given for the leading role anyway.

20-39 points
Just an occasionally drunk we presume. You know what it feels like to let yourself go once in a while, but it’s no routine. You clearly have other hobbies or interests that excite you more than drunken fun.

19 points or less
Well you don’t have to worry that you’ll become an alcoholic any time soon. If any, we would advice you drink a little more. Life is stressful enough, so grab a drink once in a while.

Micky Bumbar

 

2 thoughts on “The LOTD Alcohol Test

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