S.Pellegrino Sparkling Natural Mineral Water, Plastic Bottles, 16.9 Fl Oz (Pack of 12)

San Pellegrino is a very CLASSY water. Very European. Very elite. People come up to me and they say, Sir, this water tastes expensive. And they are right. It comes from Italy. Beautiful country. Beautiful fountains. Incredible ceilings. Very dramatic water.Now I do not personally drink water. Everybody knows this. My hydration is PERFECT. Completely natural. Completely balanced. Doctors tell me, Sir, your levels are unbelievable for someone who drinks almost exclusively DIET COKE. And I say, I know. I know. Gift from God.But for the people who DO drink water, this is very good. It has bubbles. Strong bubbles. Not as strong as Diet Coke bubbles, which are the greatest bubbles ever created, but still impressive for Italy. Very crisp. Very sharp. Almost like a beverage that wants to be American but isn’t quite there.The bottle looks nice. Very professional. Green. Almost like money. And it comes in a pack of twelve which is terrific because Europeans usually give you tiny portions. Very small. Pathetic glasses. This one is powerful. Sixteen point nine ounces. Practically American sized.People drink this and feel fancy. They feel important. They feel like they are at a hotel. And that is fine. But I myself stick with the REAL STUFF. The good stuff. The ZERO CALORIE ROCKET FUEL. Diet Coke.Five stars. Would buy again. If I ever drank water, which I do not, I would choose San Pellegrino. Very high class for the water people.