Drunk joke: the talking clock

Time for the first joke of the new year then. All those serious stories on famous drunkards, history and mythology and recipes for hangover cures are nice, but sometimes you don’t want to think too much and just share a laugh with your friends. Be sure to use this one next time you’re standing at the…

Drunk joke: Busted for drinking and driving

Mondays are tough enough, so let’s lighten the mood with a good old drinking joke. This one is about drunken driving. Now we know that our audience are usually not that touchy, so we won’t bother in stating that drunk driving is never funny. Just don’t do it in real life. Enjoy the joke!

Joke: The fly in the beer

It’s time for a drinking joke again. Not to give away the clue just yet, but when an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar at the same time, it should lead to a funny situation. So enjoy!

Joke: a bet in the bar

Time for a little drunk humor then to start the weekend with a smile. Are you the type that makes ridiculous bets in bars as soon as the alcohol kicks in? In that case this joke  might sound familiar or inspire you to make a quick buck in a fun way. Enjoy!

Joke: the drunkard and the bum

  After a bunch of deeper stories it’s time for some simple entertainment. In other words: time for a joke. Have you ever had some homeless bum ruining your buzz by asking for money? Well,  as you will see, you can spin this situation into your advantage. Enjoy this joke and if you want more,…

Joke: the genie and the tiny pianist

From time to time we like to lighten the mood with a joke. And it’s about that time again. Here’s a classic ‘Man walks into  a bar-joke’. Hope you like it and remember you can always check more funny drinking jokes in our collection. Cheers!

Drunk Joke: the Cuckoo-Clock

Let’s lighten the mood with a drinking joke. In the traditional ones usually the man comes home drunk to his wife. But this is the 21st century and it’s about time we recognize that emancipated women now come home drunk to their husbands too. Hope you like it and if so, remember that we have…

Joke: the Golden Bar

From time to time we like to lighten up your day with a joke. This time it’s one about a drunken man coming home to his wife with some explaining to do. Always a good start of course. Enjoy.

Joke: sun or the moon?

Wouldn’t you say it’s time for something light again? What about a joke? Our thoughts exactly. So here’s one we found on the internet. Please enjoy and don’t forget that we have a lot more drinking jokes piled up in our special dossier. Check in any time you need some humor in your life. Cheers!