The best excuse ever for drunken driving

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Let’s start the new week off with a joke. We know you like them. So enjoy…

A priest is driving home when gets pulled over by the police for speeding. The police officer that stops him smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the priest. The cop says: “then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and says: “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

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