13 Clear signs that beer contains female hormones

Basketball-player Dennis Rodman probably after quite some beers.

Basketball-player Dennis Rodman probably after quite some beers.

This may come as a shocker, but scientists are convinced that beer contains large amounts of female hormones. They reached this conclusion after a big scale research in over 40 countries all over the world. In total 2.356 men of different ages were observed, as they consumed large amounts of beer for twenty days. After and during this period 100% of all subjects showed the following symptoms…

  1. They gained a lot of weight.
  2. They talked a lot without making any sense.
  3. They were no longer able to drive a car normally, while parking was a real disaster.
  4. They showed a total lack of logic.
  5. They seemed unable to admit they were wrong, even when they clearly were.
  6. Each one of them thought he was the center of the universe.
  7. They had a lot of headaches and weren’t up for sex at all.
  8. They had (almost) no control over their emotions.
  9. They started walking hand in hand or arm in arm.
  10. They had to use the toilet constantly.
  11. Sometimes they even had to sit down to urinate.
  12. They completely lost sight of the value of money.
  13. They got into fights over nothing.

Sorry ladies, all in good fun of course!

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